S"killed" English
"Anglais ohh anglais, v al speek abaut eit doint v,
Fram d kkarabiean eyelands, til d medeterraneon c,
Anderztandin d wardz, izz like havvin a kup af t,
Heer I tel ya haw v s”KILLED” anglais, veech yo wil paienfulle ce;
D zstrength af d languagee haz neva lett moi dawnn;
Arrogaant waz d adjectivvve, verzatile waz moi varb,
Moi pretti yang ladi, eit madde moi feeel zuperb;
Szsprouuted fram eeinglannd, seeedead al ova d warld,
V prauudlee zsppeakk anglais verri clearrlee aand bbold;
Pozitiveetee aand kreativeetee inn aur naturee,
Makke aus ann xtraaterrastriall kreature;
Al d peoppl inn d warld, al d ppl inn d hause,
V travvel aaraund tu acheivee ava goaal, Yett ava liffe hazz bekome buzzy az ah mouze;
Vethar yo llik ar yo hatte v zpeak anglais nt onze buut moore thann twize,
Ohhh dea anglaismann wat ah lovvlee langguage, v s”KILLED” itt, as zsqueakky azz a maice;”
Hi guys if you don’t understand few words in this the original is below, have fun!
English oh English, we all speak it don’t we,
From the Caribbean islands till the Mediterranean Sea;
Understanding the words, is like having a cup of tea,
Here I tell you how we s”KILLED” English which you will painfully see;
Glamourous as the grammar, renowned as the noun,
The strength of the language has never let me down;
Arrogant was the adjective, versatile was my verb,
My pretty young lady, it made me feel superb;
Sprouted from England, seeded all over the world,
We proudly speak English very clearly and bold;
Positivity and creativity in our nature,
Make us an extraterrestrial talented creature;
All the people in the world, all the people in the house,
We travel around to achieve our goal, yet our life has become busy as a mouse;
Whether you like or hate we speak English not once but more than twice,
Oh dear Englishman what a lovely language, we s”KILLED” it as squeaky as a mice;”
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